Flight school
Flappy Parrot.
Moss towers with room to breathe. Go long.
Arcade
Flappy Parrot
Tap / click / space. New art, same questionable physics.
Best 0
Ready to flap?
Tap to start. Stay chunky. Stay airborne.
Flock leaderboard
Top flappers
Beat a pipe, drop your bird name, claim the nest.
- No scores yet. Be the first chubby legend.
Flock intel
Squawks & facts.
Live from X
Real squawk feed
Night parrot briefing
Real kākāpō can weigh up to 4 kg. $FATPARROT aims for market-cap kilos.
Community
Join the flock.
Follow the bird. Copy the CA. Keep nesting.